Where you should put your stack of ugly ashtrays.

... because doesn't everyone have a hoarder's stash of these somewhere?
if not, you can find that anywhere not that virtually every city is non-smoking now.

its pretty self-explanatory, but you drill, stack, and employ a lamp kit that you can pick up at any big box store (like this: http://tinyurl.com/4zcb8ta)

and... more uses for old stuff:

PLANT POTTER becomes TP DISPENSER
PULL CHAINS become SHOWER RINGS
RETRO STATE PLATE becomes DRIP TRAY
MEAL ORDER RACK becomes PHOTO DISPLAY